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#1 buggy apologist ([personal profile] redforce) wrote2023-12-01 10:08 am

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un: shanks
"Is this thing on ...?"
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kobes: ([up] i'm ready)

[personal profile] kobes 2023-12-27 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I've eaten a lot of raw fish, which makes me a little nauseated now that I'm myself again. The river's full of them.

[Koby hesitates again, part of him wanting to lie, to keep pretending everything's okay. But:]

I don't know. I haven't been back to the cottage since
He's gone.
I don't know if you knew.
kobes: ([down] unimpressed megane)

[personal profile] kobes 2023-12-27 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a relief not to be asked about it, which Koby knows damn well is cowardly. It's an open, aching wound that he's deliberately ignoring right now. So he leaves it, let's it be.]

Where did you get a ship?
Do I even want to know?


[It's much muuuuuuch easier to judge Shanks for theft instead.]
kobes: ([neutral] is it crack? you smoke crack?)

[personal profile] kobes 2023-12-27 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[U G H. He really should stop asking questions he doesn't really want the answers to.]

Wonderful. I'll find your ill-gotten ship, be right there.

[And yes, within twenty minutes there's a spotted harbor seal circling the boat. A...hot pink one. Shhhh.]
kobes: ([up] ACtually...)

[personal profile] kobes 2023-12-29 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Does the seal roll it's eyes and splash water up at Shanks with it's cute little pink flippers? Absolutely, it does. Disrespectful.

But then it -- he -- disappears under the water, reappearing on the other side of the boat, scoping out the riverbank thoughtfully. Moving around on land as a seal is very undignified, but so would transforming back into a human shape and being naked, so Koby decides to sacrifice his dignity in favor of lumbering up the rocky bank and scrambling onto a fallen log until he's about an equal height as the deck of the ship.

Then, gesturing impatiently with a flipper: come closer, I did my part. Maybe Shanks can find a board or something, a makeshift gangplank. Or honestly just pick him up -- he's not a big seal at all, just a little fuzzy guy.
]