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[redforce]

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SHANKS

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text — un: NAMI-SWAN, substanced era

[money]

Hi, Shanks 💝 Would you walk me down the aisle? I know we've been on the outs but it's so important.

[redforce]

( squints........ he wants to say of course i will but — this all seems rather sudden. and, well, strange. )

You're getting married?

[money]

Um, YES. I'm not getting any younger.

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[redforce]

( ????????????????????????? )

No, I suppose not...
Are you sure you're feeling alright?

[redforce]

Oh, seas below.
You're pregnant, aren't you?

( why else would she suddenly want to get married???? )

[money]

Do I LOOK PREGNANT?

( somehow he managed to make her angry again )

[redforce]

I wouldn't know, you've been rather deftly avoiding me until now.

( check and mate )

1/2

[money]

I wonder why that is!!!

2/2

[money]

No, you're right. I'm sorry. I've been terrible lately. You deserve better.

I actually feel really, really good. I'm not pregnant, just ready to stop letting life pass me by.
If I was pregnant, that would be good news, though!! I just should be married first, I think. Babies come after. You can be a grandpa! 💓

[redforce]

( he preferred when she was mad at him actually because what in the fresh davy jones hell — )

You don't need to apologize to me, Nami.

( still, he can't bear to say no to her about something like this, even if he never thought nami was the marrying type. grandpa feels like a stone arrow to the chest — he's not that old — but he'd be lying if he said that wasn't one of the few things he actually wants: a family, a legacy. )

But if it's that important to you, it would be my honor to walk you down the aisle.
I assume Zoro is the lucky groom-to-be?