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[redforce]

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@WHITERABBIT69 → MISFIRE

[laozu]

SLAY YA LATER — WHERE WE TAKE YOUR FLEX APPEAL 💪🍆🔥✨ TO THE NEXT LEVEL 😏✨

WE HAVE EVERYTHING FOR ALL YOUR WORKOUT NEEDS: PUSH, PUMP AND PLAY 💦💥 YOUR WAY THROUGH OUR RACY REPS 😈🍑, FEATURING A HOST OF HOTTIES 😍 WITH BODIES YOU'LL BE DESPERATE TO MATCH WITH 💃🔥.

▶︎ WE HAVE UP-CLOSE AND PERSONAL TRAINERS 🏋️‍♂️👀
▶︎ THE HOT SPOT: A SAUNA TO SWEAT IT 💦🔥 AND RESET IT 😌
▶︎ THE SWOLE MATES PROGRAM 💞💋💞: MATCHING YOU WITH THE FITNESS PARTNER OF YOUR DREAMS 💭

AND THEMED STATIONS SUCH AS:
▶︎ PLANK YOU VERY MUCH 🙏💦: WHERE YOU BEST SHOW GRATITUDE 🙇 FOR YOUR SOLID CORE 💥💪
▶︎ THE SPANK TANK ✋⚡: A CARDIO ROOM WITH ATTITUDE 🫀🔥
▶︎ HUMP, JUMP & PUMP 🍑💃: PLYOMETRICS WITH PIZZAZZ ✨💦
▶︎ LEGS WIDE STUDIO 🦵😈: STAY FLEXY WITH SPLITS AND STRETCHES 🤸‍♂️
▶︎ THE PLEASURE PRESS 💦💪: AN UBER UPPER BODY WORKOUT 😏💥

AFTER YOUR WORKOUT AT SLAY YA LATER 💪🔥, WE TAKE YOUR KNOTS 😌💆‍♂️, KNEAD YOUR DOUGH 🍞🙌, TAME YOUR TENSIONS 💥😩 AND SQUEEZE TO PLEASE 😘👐 AT THE HANDS OF OUR ON-SCENE MASSEUSE 💆‍♀️💜.

JOIN NOW 🚀🔥💃!

What do you think, do you like it? I thought we could use some fun, flirty advertisement!

[redforce]

( well, it's certainly ... a lot of emojis. )

I'd say it gets the point across.
Though perhaps a few more 🦾🥵👟💦 wouldn't hurt.

[laozu]

Ohhhh, I like that one.

🥵 This one. It looks very sexually distressed, which is exactly the vibe I'm going for. I know the manor has a lot of great offerings to keep the sexual tension down, but somehow we all end up REALLY REALLY horny every month or so, and I just feel that we need to capitalize on it.