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[redforce]

BINKS' BREW CREW

SHANKS, LUFFY, ZORO, NAMI, USOPP, SANJI, KOBY yo-ho, yo-hohoho

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Nice catch, Luffy :-)

cool

Put that down, it's going to bite you!

kill that or i'll kill you

how do i remove myself from a chat

CODING

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SNACK REQUESTS

[scone]

don't be shitty
you know who you are
luffy

[berrying]

( zoro can't go first, that would be embarrassing. )

Read 10:13 PM

[scone]

[ stop reading his texts ]

[money]

margarita 🙏

[scone]

a tangerine margarita to keep you cool by the pool 🍊

[bigsmile]

beeltee!

[scone]

[ what the shit ]

are you asking for a BLT or do you not know how to spell beetle?
i'm not touching your fucking beetle.

[bigsmile]

no one is eating the beetle.

blt? that makes more sense. someone at breakfast said they're good?

[scone]

you can't just bring bugs inside the house, luffy. get rid of it.

they are good. i'll make you the best one. you'll make a mess if you attempt one at the breakfast table.

[bigsmile]

i did just that but ok i'll let it go. we had a bond but if you love something you set it free.

yes!!! are they that difficult to make??

[scone]

set it free far, FAR away from the house. put it in the maze so maybe the wolf will eat it.

they're not that difficult to make. they're sandwiches. there are just a couple essential steps to make a really good one, but i can teach you if you actually want to learn and aren't just going to eat all the ingredients before we can put it together. in fact, i wouldn't mind making them for everyone at breakfast, if they wanted one. might be a nice change of pace to feel useful again.

[bigsmile]

wait do you not like beetles?

that sounds like a great idea! i promise not to eat everything if you're showing me how to make them for a crew breakfast. a crewfast? and even if it is simple i bet they taste amazing.

[berrying]

onigiri

[scone]

[ yes, he knows your favorite. ]

they don't serve much variety of cuisine here for dinner, do they?

[berrying]

no
i had to ask what the fuck turducken was and now i wish i didn't know

[kobes]

Lettuce for the snail.
And whatever Luffy's having I'll eat.

[scone]

lettuce for the snail.

you don't have to eat what luffy's having. you know i can cook anything, and i'd like to know you've upgraded from bacon and black coffee.

[kobes]

I'm worried about it, I think it's sick.

I've upgraded! I just don't have many preferences. I like anything you make.




Something strawberry. Maybe. If you have time.

[scone]

you never met a snail that spoke bad french?
animals don't eat when they're sick.

a strawberry glaze on something savory, or a strawberry dessert for your sweet tooth?

[kobes]

Is it French he's speaking?
I'll need to tell Quentin.

I didn't know you could put glazes on things.










Glaze is like syrup, right? [Death.]

[scone]

badly. but yes.
who the hell's quentin?

it's called a reduction, but it can go on lots of things for flavor. salads, pizza, steaks, even your sandwiches. it's like a little secret.







you're thinking desserts.

[kobes]

Interesting. What's it trying to say?
He's Luffy's suitemate, he knows the snail. We're [A pause for a bit too long, perhaps.] friends.

Sandwiches? Really?
Pizza's the thing with other things on it, right?

Ah. Right. Thank you.

[redforce]

Kimchi fried rice?
Not sure how hard kimchi is to come by here, though.

[scone]

i don't think they have the right ingredients to make kimchi in the first place. cabbage, sure. but i think the kitchen's scared of fish sauce and gochugaru.
i'll see what i can come up with.

[redforce]

Yes, I've noticed they aren't particularly fond of

( how to put this diplomatically... he isn't trying to offend the staff, really. )

Bold flavors.
Any effort is much appreciated.