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[redforce]

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[redforce]

we both know the likelihood of you doing that is as certain as my arm growing back

[kenbunshoku]

Stranger things have happened.

[redforce]

such as?

[kenbunshoku]

Luffy.

[redforce]

( oh. )

well, now i know i've rubbed off on you

[kenbunshoku]

More than once. Why the subject change?

[Ba-dum tsh.]

[redforce]

don't quit your day job, hawk

( his best friend slash ex is a clown. try harder. )

[kenbunshoku]

At least I wouldn't have to resort to kidnapping to fill seats.

[Is he being even bitchier because Shanks didn't bite? Maybe.]

[redforce]

you wouldn't HAVE any seats to fill

( no one is booking the world's greatest swordsman's cutting edge comedy tour. )

[kenbunshoku]

Sore subject?

[redforce]

no i'm saying you're an awful comedian

[kenbunshoku]

I suppose you are the expert on such things, aren't you?

[redforce]

( he is not taking the bait. he is furiously deleting what is that supposed to mean? he knows exactly what mihawk means. )

better than you

[kenbunshoku]

Are you sure that's something to be proud of?

[redforce]

only you would think it's something to be ashamed of

[kenbunshoku]

I made no mention of shame. Seems you went there on your own.

[redforce]

it was implied
is shame not the opposite of pride?

[kenbunshoku]

There are some things a man is allowed to be neutral in.
Especially this, of all things.

[redforce]

you say that as if neutral isn't your default state of being